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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Down South community looking forward to next idyllic spot to be ruined by social media overexposure

Belle March 5, 2024 Down SouthUp North

The residents of a coastal town Down South are eagerly awaiting the next idyllic location to be ruined by excessive exposure on social media by…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Young Couple Had A Wonderful Day Searching For A Park At The Hyde Park Festival

Belle March 4, 2024

A young family, including a 48 month old enjoyed a wonderful day searching through the backstreets of Highgate & North Perth for a park so…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cott family claims basketball hoop is a sculpture by the sea so the Council won’t force them to remove it for a few weeks

Belle March 4, 2024

A clever Cottesloe family has found a little loophole in the Cottesloe Council’s war on kids playing basketball outside their homes. The family set the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Man Furious at the Lack of Storm Carnage he was Promised

Belle March 3, 2024 WA Culture

Jonesy has taken to social media to express his disgust that a catastrophic storm cell hasn’t ripped through Highgate this afternoon causing mass mayhem and…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

P!nk threatens to cancel concert after claiming Perth promised her a dry heat

Belle March 2, 2024

P!nk’s management are livid with what they claim are misrepresentations by the great state of Westralia. In correspondence sent to the State, P!nk’s team say…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle fan writes off season after scratch match defeat

Belle March 2, 2024 flagmantle

Looking back on it, the appearance of Clive Waterhouse in Adelaide was a bad omen and the mighty Flagmantle suffered a disappointing defeat in a…

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