Perth driver, Brad, recently enjoyed a thrill-seeking weekender in sunny Albany where he treated the coastal City to his unique brand of road unawareness.
He chose Albany because he heard they had big, glorious roundabouts that are famous for being confusing to shitforbrain motorists.
Accordingly, Brad is known for being somewhat of a freestyler when it came to the art of roundabouts.
He enters without a clear strategy or basic understanding of road laws. He told The Times,
“Yeah, no fkn idea, mate, I just send it and hope for the best ha ha”
Indeed, Brad concedes that his concept of giving way is less about so-called legislation and more about what feels right at the time.
He also admits the nuances of indicating have sadly passed him by and he rarely bothers these days. Adding,
“You know they say, indicate to enter and then indicate to exit, but who has got time for that? Seriously, just keep out of my way and you’ll probably be fine”
Not exactly true. To date, Brad has caused 8 accidents in roundabouts. On’ya Brad.
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