A Perth man is beginning to feel like he might be something after a night packed full of culture.
Not only did the young man support the arts by going to a few Fringe Festival shows but he dined on an exotic cuisine that truly opened his mind to the world – something they called a kebab.
We spoke to Will who was enjoying his newfound identity as a bohemian man of culture. He told The Times,
“I used to be pretty classless I reckon, just a big night on the piss and then a meat box but that’s the old me. I’ve changed and I reckon the next stop is Melbourne, London or Berlin, ay?”
Naturally, we thought we’d test the robustness of the man’s claims and spoke to the kebab shop man. He told The Times,
“Yeah, I remember serving him, he came in and asked for a chicken kebab with sour cream, sweet chilli, egg & cheese. He asked me if that was traditional and I told him of course brother, very traditional”
And it doesn’t look like the cultured times are stopping with the man aiming to head to the Perth Festival tonight. Who knows what might catch his discerning eye there?
Maybe a glass of wine from a bottle?
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