A Perth man has exceeded expectations by only arriving at the airport 24 hours late for his Boxing Day flight.
It was certainly touch and go as he left his house in an Uber and was thrown into the guts of the idling masses waiting to get their hands on some DFO Boxing Day specials.
Stopping off for an extortionately priced pint, the man told The Times,
“Yeah I remember from last year to give yourself a solid 48 hours to get to the airport if there is a whiff of a DFO sale on but I thought I’d chance it. I thought I’d be right leaving on Xmas morning but that’s OK my flight was cancelled anyway”
Indeed, the man was able to count on the outstanding reliability of the Australian aviation industry.
In fact, when he arrived 24 hours late, he found out that he’d only have to wait another 72 hours for his next flight. He told The Times,
“I thought it was cutting it a bit thin to go back home, after all, the DFO probably still has some shit for sale so I reckon I’ll just Tom Hanks it brah”
Good plan.