Regional WA has taken extraordinary action after residents have been left continually frustrated with poor mobile phone coverage.
Like the proverbial chrome-dome, Regional WA has put all their faith in a ticket on Turkey Hairlines. Lured by the promise of outstanding coverage.
We spoke to a WA hick who conceded that it was a desperate move but all they had left. Adding,
“Poor coverage is a way of life out here and we’re all sick of having to put on the baseball cap of patience! We’ve had enough! Not to mention all the rookie greenshirt tourists that do themselves a mischief due to overestimating their coverage”
Indeed, much like a balding king, all it seemingly takes is the rain to fall or the wind to change direction to expose serious gaps in the tourists plans.
The WA Government has conceded that the situation in rural WA wasn’t great and they fully back the various localities’ plan to fly to Turkey. A spokesperson told The Times,
“It shouldn’t have got to this point but we understand Turkey is providing many promising coverage issues for both men and regional hubs alike. We have full faith in those Turkish surgeons to get the job done and take some of the pressure off us”
The regions will be flying out shortly.
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