Local Patrol driver Brayden has run into his absolute kryptonite today after inadvertently finding himself redirected due to the Westbridge Funds cycling championship in Perth today.
Not being the inner city type, Brayden wasn’t up to speed with the event and thought he could just drive into the city for a day out at Elizabeth Quay without a care in the world.
Alas, his two most hated activities – cycling & being told what to do, converged on the man and needless to say, he didn’t take it well. He told The Times,
“CYCLISTS DON’T EVEN PAY REGO AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM FARRRRRRRRK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Despite only suffering some minor inconvenience, Brayden is very far from OK after the ordeal. His misso told The Times,
“I’m going to have to hear about this for the next week. You should see how angry he gets when he has to veer slightly right to overtake a cyclist. Don’t even get me started on when they ride two abreast”
When asked how he was going to decompress and relax after the upsetting morning, Brayden launched into a spirited tirade that cannot be published.
We can only hope Brayden goes to his happy place before his impassion rants have to be explained to a jury of his peers.
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