Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday.
His haters, including his mother and baby mother, would have too believe this lack of sleep is less to do with excitement and more to do with constant top ups of the ol’ Armadale espresso. He denies this.
In an exclusive interview with The Times, Brayden went on to describe how Jack defending his title has got him all gee’d up,
“Fist, fist, knee, knee, elbow, BOOM, keep pinging the cunt, *roars*, fkn hell yeah brother, yewwwwwww I’m charging mate, pure adrenaline, I’m high on life mate, oi check this out, you reckon this scab is moving? Ha ha nahhh yeah??? Fark I dunno, ay, KNEE KNEE”
We asked Brayden if he normally gets this excited but it was near on impossible to break him out of his shadowboxing trance.
Instead, his mate Jailyn answered for him. Adding,
“Brayden’s been working out his jaw all week. Swinging like Tiger Words pork iron. No doubt someone will try him and he wants that jaw to be as strong as possible. It’s the Arnie of jaws mate”
Watch out for Brayden at a sports bar from around 9 am tomorrow.