The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public is a fate worse than imprisonment.
This comes as Andrew was officially stripped of his Royal title and given the arse from the tax payer funded Royal Lodge.
We spoke to a so-called Royal watcher who told The Times,
“How ghastly, reduced to a filthy commoner! Far worse than any trial, how long until he is forced to fling his own shit from his window!”
Some argue the Royal Family has shown their true colours here. While others said that their thinly veiled public service act was always a load of blue-blooded poppycock.
We spoke to a filthy commoner who was involved in the vulgarity of renting a dwelling. He told The Times,
“Can I ask the police to skip a trial and just have my title removed? I don’t really care about Mr. if I’m honest, what’s so bad about being a pleb?”
However, those in the Royal circles said they’d much rather be catapulted into the sea than have to pay their own way in the world.
Makes sense.