It’s the news every Scabs Beach lover has been waiting for. Finally, beach parking woes will be no more after two brand spankin’ bays were announced.
The bays will be positioned at opposite ends of the beach and represent the biggest upgrade to Scabs parking in decades.
With the additional bays, finding a park at the popular beach will no doubt be a breeze. As confirmed by a turbo who told The Times,
“Finally, something is being done about the parking, bro, you have any idea how angry I get trying to find a park when I know there are some 18 year old girls at The Lookout that would be impressed by my rig? I’m 34 mate and still looking this good”
Another Scabs-enthusiast said the news meant he didn’t have to get to the beach so aggressively early each nice day. He told The Times,
“Yeah you don’t really want to be down here at 4am, a lot of cracktivites going on and you never know when someone is going to send it onto the beach in their car, I don’t feel very safe if I’m honest”
The two extra bays will also come in real handy for the night markets. Big things happening in Scabs!
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