What Your Choice Of Cold Weather Gear Says About You
Oodie – you haven’t showered in about 3 days let alone left the couch. Even the slightest chance of a cool draft have you hunkered down…
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AFL coaches seen scouring maternity wards for any child with surname Reid
AFL coaches across Australia, in particular Clarko, have madly demanded access to maternity wards to find any child bearing the Reid surname. It comes after…
REPORT: mate who has recently made Guinness his entire personality is getting harder to be around
A friendship group has found itself at the crossroads with one of their oldest & dearest mates. Their dilemma is Dan has become a born-again…
The 6 worst housemates to cohabitate with
The pisswreck – these come in many shapes & forms. From the FIFO week off rampager to the weekend warrior who treats every weekend as an…
“Your mate” – everything you need to know about the most dreaded social classification in Aussie society
Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…
REPORT: Local Scaffolder Absolutely Itching For It
A construction site in Perth has been left shocked after habitual liability and full time Kiwi scaffolder “Spyda” took umbrage to a number of minor…