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BREAKING NEWS Featured

Perth Hoon Doesn’t Reckon Emergency Services Are Busy Enough Today, Takes Down Power Line

Belle October 19, 2021 Boganhoon

Burnt rubber aficionado, “Tex”, hasn’t let the constant sound of sirens or reports of power outages deter him from contributing to the storm aftermath shitshow.…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr E-Plate

Belle June 5, 2021 BoganCrimehoon

The only extraordinary aspect of Reece’s vehicular delinquency is the fact he has managed to write off every form of transport he has ever owned.…

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Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Holden Racing Jacket

Belle February 15, 2021 Boganhoonmotoringtradie

Bert watches reruns of the V8 Supercars while sucking the last drops of Woodstock from his can like a low socio-economic vacuum cleaner. He angles…

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Kwinana Motorplex
Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr Kwinana Motorplex

Belle November 18, 2020 Boganhoonmotoringtradie

Bruce pours water into a bowl of Fruit Loops and slurps his breakfast while watching the V8 Supercars on Foxtel. To Bruce’s disgust, a Ford…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mr Gender Reveal Burnout

Belle April 5, 2019 Boganhoon

Cambo wasn’t going to lie, he had mixed emotions about the announcement he’d knocked up his misso up. In the shit-togetherness stakes, he was sitting…

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