Donald Trump has taken to his weird Truth Social platform to announce he will be taking control of Rottnest Island off the coast of WA.
He claims the island is a strategic centre that will soon attract the attention of every super power vying for dominance on the world stage.
A source close to the unhinged President told The Times,
“He says that if the US doesn’t take Rotto then Russia or China will. He’s already seen a lot of Chinese nationals on the island that he claims are pretending to be tourists, with far more sinister intentions at play”
Not only does Rotto have a golf course but it’s also an island which obviously appeals to the President very much. He told The Times,
“I love islands, I do, I want to be known as the island president! The quokkas on Rottnest will be very happy to be on the winning team because that’s what I do, I win, people always say to me, Mr President you always win”
According to sources, Trump has been looking for a new island that can offer enhanced levels of discretion. Given some other locations he used to love, problematic.
Naturally, the WA Government is outraged that the President would announce plans to annexe the island without first consulting with them. With one source close to the WA Government saying,
“Obviously, Rottnest belong to developers. Which Trump is essentially but he has to get in line!”
Some uncertain times ahead for the beloved WA island.
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