The United Nations has urged the unhinged President that even making Australians think about having to eat their beef is a violation of human rights.
The communication comes after the McPresident’s week of rants against the lack of reciprocality between the Aussie and American beef trade. Sensationally repeating claims that they can’t sell even one hamburger here.
A representative from the United Nations said it was forced to step in because the thought of having to consume such inferior meat was very distressing to Aussies. Adding,
“It would be akin to the United Kingdom warning a member state that they will be forcing British cuisine on them. No one wants that and President Trump will just have to accept Australia will never buy American beef”
Australia, of course, produces some of the highest quality beef in the world and the quality & safety of the meat is world class.
American beef is farmed god knows where and poses the unacceptable threat of one “becoming what they eat” in that case – American. Perish the thought. Plus it’s likely still riddled with mad cow disease – especially judging by the President’s behaviour.
While America is a permanent member state no force is likely to be authorised given its VETO power.
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