The VFL have launched an extraordinary attack on the Channel 7 and Fox Footy commentary teams for not willing a Wobblers win with enough gusto.
Despite most of their jocks looking like a painter’s radio, the VFL says they fell short. A source told us,
“Looking spraying your DNA everytime a Daicos touches it just isn’t enough anymore, we expected BT to strip down, run onto the field and make love to one of them, that’s the commitment we need from commentators”
Indeed, even the high levels of depression in the commentary team’s voices as it became clear Collingwood would not be progressing wasn’t enough to calm down the boss. Our source continued,
“Dillon isn’t happy. This could’ve been Geelong v Collingwood. Hold up, URGHHHHHHHH AHHHHH YESS YESSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Sorry, that’s what happens when I think about that result, you got a tissue mate?”
By all accounts,t he commentary team has promised to go “nuclear” next week and will a Geelong win. Even if they would prefer a Melbourne team.
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