A plethora of exotic viruses & bacterium are preparing to say their goodbyes to Fremantle today after a whirlwind 24 hours of getting to know the local community after arriving on the Crown Princess yesterday.
We spoke to a nasty strain of Gastro that said he wish he’d visit more often but is at the mercy of where the cruise ship goes. Adding,
“That was really fun, it’s a very welcoming community for a guy like me because no one in Freo seems to wash their hands after going to the toilet, that’s my kind of town”
Similarly, a load of anti-biotic resistance bacteria that have been making their way around the world said they’d definitely come back to Freo. A touring Staphylococcus told The Times,
“Aren’t cruise ships great? What a way to get out and mingle with new people, let’s just say the energy in Freo last night was infectious!”
By all accounts the coughing & spluttering hosts also had a good time.
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