Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze begging.
Under the legislation, WA is able to compel bottlos to divert needed froffs to those who need it most. A spokesperson for the Government told The Times,
“The WA Government fully understands that the yearly message around the availability of takeaway booze just isn’t getting through. It perhaps will never get through. So, we are taking action to ensure this tragedy doesn’t happen. It’s just another example of strong leadership”
We spoke to a key member of the oblivious-fuckwit community who said the powers would help many that he knew. Adding,
“Every year I am forced to beg strangers for a drink and it just isn’t right. No, it’s not getting through my thick skull so these powers are totally necessary”
Cookers, of course, have warned that once you start invoking emergency powers the next thing will be lockdowns and being forced to eat bugs and what not.
Luckily for society, no one listens to cookers.