Perth wrestling fans are in for a treat after a special Royal Rumble was announced for WWE Crown Jewel which will see 50 Perth NIMBYs battle it out with progress.
An eclectic mix of NIMBYs have been sourced from various affluent suburbs, entertainment precincts and the surrounding area of airports.
Whereas progress will be represented by a number of key projects Perth has overwhelmingly voted for that are at risk because of some people fretting over their property value and/or ability to be a miserable sad sack on a weekend night.
WWE promoters say this is a one of a kind event and very fitting for a Perth audience. A source close to the WWE told The Times,
“Typically, a royal rumble is a free for all but we expect the NIMBYs the band together until progress is defeated and then they will go back to turning on themselves for operating a lawn mower too loudly or painting their house an unacceptable colour”
Wrestling fans are pumped. We caught up with a bloke who has tickets for tonight’s event. He told The Times,
“I can’t wait to see ol Cheryl suplex an application for a small bar licence or some GT bloke giving the NIMBY-elbow to the ferry network because he’s concerned about poors getting to visit Matilda Bay”
There is also rumours John Cena may make a guest appearance in the rumble however that is yet to be confirmed.
John Cena famously is against the pedestrianisation of entertainment precincts.
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