Cody Rhodes has had a turbulent introduction to the Perth public after being mistaken for someone who must work in real estate.
In the public’s defence, the WWE star doesn’t help himself much. Strutting around with an aesthetic that can only be described as comissioncunt-chic.
We spoke to a witness who said he was booed as he left his hotel. Adding,
“At first he thought it was all part of the act but then people started calling him greedy and responsible for ruining the lives of so many over the last 5 years, that’s when he had to clear things up”
Cody apparently approached the howling masses and assured them that despite his look, he isn’t, in fact, a real estate agent.
Not everyone was convinced. With some asking why he was wearing a tacky suit on the weekend and what the go was with that hair. A witness told The Times Cody had an excellent rebuttal. Adding,
“Don’t you think if I was a real estate agent I’d have told you by now? Yes, I may not be wearing socks but my business is wrestling, not helping to push rents to extortionate levels”
He had a point.
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