Australian PM Albo has given the good news to Trump that if he wanted to visit the critical mineral mines he’s investing in, he won’t have to bother with HiVis.
In fact, the safety standards that govern PPE in Australia have confirmed that the Presidents unique skin tone is more than enough to meet visibility criteria.
A source close to President Trump said the news was music to his ears. Telling The Times,
“A lot of people go to Western Australia mines and look like a fool in their brand spanking HiVis and helmet. Trump will be spared that macabre charade as his Oompa Loompa tan can be seen from several jurisdictions away”
The news has however caused a bit of a stir amongst Irish FIFO workers who also rock more than their fair share of spray tan.
Industry leaders have told the aggrieved punters that should they commit to tanning their skin like Trump has for another 30 years they may just reach the illumination standards the Don has.
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