The New Zealand All Blacks rugby fans have made a desperate dash to the Perth Royal Show to keep the Bledisloe Cup party going with some hot pieces of wool.
General admission closes at 830 pm giving the fans just 25 minutes to get to the New Zealand strip club. However, where there is a will there is a way as a local Kiwi supporter told The Times,
“I gave the Uber man an ixtra 50 bucks and told him to I’d cover any speeding fines and take the points! We partying tonight! I hear some of them have been freshly shaved too!”
Another All Blacks fan told The Times that he’d withdrawn several thousands of dollars early in the day and was keen to make it rain. Adding,
“What more could you want bro, partying with the hottest ewes in Perth after belting the Aussies ey!”
Indeed, thousands of rideshare operators reported that they were pressured to get to the show post haste.
Another fan said he couldn’t leave anything to chance and after a solid afternoon on the Woodstock bourbon he backed himself to make the journey on foot.
Despite doing a hammy just 50m into his run, he was fuelled by the kind of energy that can only be generated by a man wanting to get his deck a bit woolly tonight.
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