AUKUS officials recently met with concerned members of the community at a town hall meeting to discuss issues surrounding the deal.
Concerns ranged from wasting tax payer money to matters of safety due to radiation leaking from vessels and contaminating the pristine coast.
While AUKUS couldn’t really win the public over on ScoMo’s baffling waste of tax payer coin, it was able to put everyone’s mind to rest over safety concerns. A punter at the meeting told The Times,
“They told us that Rio would have full control over all things nuclear safety and you can only imagine the cheer that rang out, it was a moment where we knew everything was going to be ok”
The resounding calmness was so profound that the AUKUS officials remarked that they probably never needed to mention safety again. It was a done deal.
Rio will proudly be in charge of establishing nuclear safety protocol especially when it comes to transportation – its speciality, one might say.
A source close to Rio has confirmed it will take its role very seriously. Adding,
“Yeah it’d be way harder to lose a reactor or a whole sub, surely it can’t happen again ay? What’s the penalty anyway? $1000? LOL”
As for the deal generally, there is still a chance the crazed oompa loompa king will free us from this awful deal.
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