Australia has made the unprecedented decision to compel Cyclone Narelle to restrengthen and hit the Strait of Hormuz in a move designed to help ease the fuel crisis.
Australia has never deployed a cyclone for military purposes before but with WA regions and farmers running out of diesel, it has little choice but to go nuclear on the situation.
Narelle has already proven she can travel great distances and recharge energy by having a serious twirl. Something like a Rockingham brickie on an anniversary weekend at Crown Towers.
We spoke to a military strategist who said the move was quite genius as a cyclone didn’t fly a flag, adding,
“We won’t have to worry about reprisal attacks because how can you be blamed for the actions of a natural disaster? Hopefully Iran don’t know about the special power in the Constitution to compel these acts of god to do our bidding”
Naturally, President Trump has tried to spin Australia’s decision in his favour. Saying that Australia is a strong ally and they answered the call of their protector America.
However, the situation isn’t quite as black and white as that. It has never little to do appeasing the demented orange king and more to do with removing every dirty excuse fuel companies are using to gouge hard working Aussies.
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