Members of the Western Australian adult population have been assured that the city’s stunning beaches are once again usable as the start of the school term provides well needed respite.
All over Perth, adults have been reclaiming the beaches after another lengthy summer of child occupation.
The sound of screaming kids, caban families, peacocking teens and other assorted adolescent nuisances were notably absent from the leisurely beach experience.
We spoke to a keen beach goer who said he wasn’t going to miss a pack of jumped up wannabe tough kids trying to fight him on a Monday morning because he dared told them to turn down their horrific music. Adding,
“What’s wrong with these kids? We all know their parents live in Trigg, why are they acting like the Bra Boys all of a sudden? Anyway, the beaches are back, baby!”
Another member of the Perth community who said he’d been waiting for this sweet, sweet moment. Adding,
“I can’t tell you how nice it is to chill on the beach without every single one of my senses being bombarded by kids. Whoever made the extended school holidays coincide with the best beach weather needs to be sanctioned”
Authorities did however want to clarify that while the beaches were safe from youths, they were not safe from influencers.
In fact, without roaming children ruining photoshoots the influencer scourge is expected to grow.
Remain vigilant.
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