A diehard Freo fan has made things awkward during the celebratory root he and his wife engaged in after the Docker’s huge win against Gold Coast Suns.
While the first 2 minutes were standard issue, solid pumpery the problem arose at the 2 minute 5 second mark when the man responded to his wife lovingly screaming his name by calling her FLAGMANTLE.
However, it wasn’t so much calling her Flagmantle that made things awkward more her reaction to it. He told The Times,
“I think I actually got her over the line for once. It made me think, can she only achieve satisfaction if she’s thinking about the Dockers get up in a cracking game of wet weather footy?”
Similarly, the man’s wife said that it was at that moment she knew her husband wasn’t her true love. Adding,
“I’m a Freo girl and yeah sometimes I picture my husband as Josh Treacy but I never realised how in love with Flagmantle I was. This is going to be our year. Oh god, I’m… it’s happening again… please go away”
The couple now must accept they are in a Throuple with Flag.
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