While most of WA cheer on the amazing survival of German backpacker Carolina Wilga, a local BCF bandit has been busy in comment sections all over the internet.
See, Dave, owns a Prado. He has a brand spankin’ set of MaxTrax that have never felt the coarse rub of dirt. He also has a penchant for getting horribly lost on the Bunbury Bypass.
Nevertheless, he is well suited to tell anyone who has the misfortune of being able to read EXACTLY what he would’ve done if he was the young lady.
In a local News page, Dave fired out this Kings awning deluxe,
“Yeah nah, see what she did wrong was not getting enough traction on those Maxies… I wouldve got out piece of piss 10 seconds max”
He then went on to detail his bush mechanics ability in other comments. As well as bragging about how he could make a fire out of spare parts from his car.
We asked Dave whether his survival tactics have ever been tested. He told us,
“I’ve watched every single episode of Bear Grylls and Alone. So yeah, bucko, I reckon I know what I’m doing”
Dave will enjoy the rest of the weekend educating everyone.
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