Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the hardware store with his own trailer.
While this was shocking enough, he then wowed crowds by reversing it with precision and skill before loading it up with a sensible, legal load.
We spoke to a man at the scene who admitted he thought he was trippin’. Adding,
“It was one swift reverse, right to where he needed to be, he then got to work loading his building supplies in a timely fashion and getting a move on to clear the way. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like it”
We were sceptical when we heard the news so we spoke to the man in question to make sure he wasn’t a professional. He told The Times,
“Mate, I’m just like any other bloke who goes to Bunnings except I don’t have total shitfabrains, I hope that helps?”
Well, it certainly cleared up a few pressing questions. However, to be sure this was indeed a unicorn we asked the man who served him an important question.
We wanted to know if he brandished his Bunnings PowerPass like a weekend warrior ABN holding fantasist. He told us,
“Well yeah, obviously”
Ah, so close.