Australia has vowed to protect its citizens against all future global outages by making pirated copies of the GOAT Windows XP available to all citizens…
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A day in the life of a Grey Nomad
6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…
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AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field
The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
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ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies
A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…
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A Day In The Life Of A Law Graduate
6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…
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A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator
6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…
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