Samara has expressed concern she is losing her partner to the perils of hipsterdom after seeing his evolution from fun lovin’ guy to greasy bearded…
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What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week
* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…
View More What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a weekAll health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system
WA Health has had a novel idea to help imprint a message of living clean to the next generation of Westralians. Instead of ghastly pictures…
View More All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health systemAlbany worried it hasn’t gone hard enough on roundabouts
The City of Albany has woken up in a cold sweat this morning over fears they might not have enough roundabouts. The notorious traffic-light-dodgers have…
View More Albany worried it hasn’t gone hard enough on roundaboutsLocal sicko doesn’t want Shepard avocado season to end
The nation’s sickest puppies have entered a state of seasonal depression as Shepard avocado season comes to an end. Typically, well-adjusted human beings favour the…
View More Local sicko doesn’t want Shepard avocado season to endIN FOCUS: Dealing With a Mate With Invisible Lats Syndrome
Invisible Lats Syndrome (ILS) typically affects males aged between 18-45 and can strike after their very first weights session or purchase of Muay Thai shorts.…
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