A fed-up Eagles fan has admitted his team’s performance today has pushed him to a place he never thought he’d be. After sitting through the…
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WA reinstates ban on “sending it” to help ease pressure on emergency departments
The Western Australian Government has reinstated a ban on the yewwww-community “sending it” amid concerning ambulance ramping statistics. Ambulance ramping figures have become a sore…
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Trump announces new tariff on West Coast Eagle’s priority picks
President Trump’s economic genius is back on display after announcing a 25% tariff on West Coast’s future priority picks. The President made the announcement at…
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Boomer vows to rawdawg it to destinations after hearing the Perth UBD is being retired
A Perth technophobe has vowed he will NEVER cross over to GPS after hearing the 2026 Perth UBD will be the last version printed. While…
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West Coast choose magic beans over priority picks after asking the AFL for draft help
The AFL is aware the West Coast Eagles had planned on requesting draft help so proactively reached out to the club to make them an…
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Perth reveals that the harrowing journey to Mordor in LOTR was the inspiration behind public transport system
Key architects of the Perth public transport system said they were “inspired” by Frodo and his companion’s harrowing trek to Mordor when designing it. We…
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