The Australian Defence Force has conceded that the recent show of military might in Lancelin backfired somewhat after a crack group of highly trained emus…
View More Defence Launches Urgent Search After New Javelin Missiles Last Seen in Possession of the Emus in Lancelin
A Western Australian farmer has had the novel idea to replace his crops with AI slop so he can secure the same water supply as…
View More WA Farmer Starts Growing AI Slop to Secure the Same Reliable Water Supply as a Data Centre
Concerned members of the public have called authorities on distressed Swans seen “struggling” during the final quarter against Flagmantle last night. One person who reported…
View More Swans Sent to CSIRO For Bird Flu Testing After Being Spotted Struggling in Final Quarter
It has been many years since Clive locked horns with Western Australia. Embarrassing himself again and again in the High Court as he fought to…
View More Clive to take a run at Secret Harbour by-election to finally get his revenge on WA Labor
Oh no! Swans are scrambling to get to Perth after being blissfully unaware their flight was rescheduled thanks to the Telstra outage yesterday. Thanks to…
View More  Sydney Swans Stranded After Missing Flight Reschedule Text Due to Telstra Outage
It’s a bit of a tough night for ol’ Pav – Fremantle’s favourite son turned Sydney CEO will admittedly have some mixed feelings about the…
View More Special box set up for pav to enjoy a little wharfie time away from Sydney eyes tonight