Christian has been absolutely brought to his knees after gazing on the comparative brilliance of a man-made “beach” on the South Perth foreshore this afternoon.…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Clive Palmer to utilise 1800 Reverse calls to voters after deeming his texts not annoying enough
Clive Palmer has struck a deal with Telstra to resurrect the defunct 1800 Reverse service after focus groups told the High Court’s biggest loser that…
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The 7 Stages Of Sunday Sesh Grief
Shock – any seasoned Sunday sesh pisshead will know the feeling all too well. How did midday turn into 8:45 pm so quickly? You’d let time…
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Sam Mitchell chased out of Whiteman Park for getting too close to the eagles
Authorities ran Sam Mitchell out of Whiteman Park yesterday after he was repeatedly told to stay away from the local wedgetail eagle’s and their nest.…
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Property with fully operational suburban ice lab hits the market for an eyewatering sum
A Perth realtor has taken to social media to show off an offer that most people will be unable to refuse. If only they could…
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TransPerth to bring back the 106 in a bid to get Millennials back on public transport
It’s no secret that Perth is more than a little TransPerthphobic. Getting people to catch public transport has been the bane of Governments and city planners…
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