In shocking news, the AFL has decided the slur uttered by Izak Rankine was worthy of a 4 match suspension. By extension, this also lets…
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AFL rejects Adelaide’s double standards argument, confirms Snoop also won’t be eligible to play for the Crows at the Grand Final
The AFL has been left livid after the Adelaide Crows accused them of a double standard over their booking of Snoop Dogg. Crom has argued…
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Productivity Summit hears WA’s trucking industry productivity skyrocketed after the Baysie Bridge was demolished
Western Australia, in true nation-saving form, delivered an impressive report concerning the productivity of its trucking sector. According to reports, after the Bayswater Bridge was…
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WA bloke who spent 12 days on a Contiki tour fancies himself a regular Christopher Columbus now
Sorry if the sound of Mr Worldwide is disturbing your cosy little nap in your comfort zone, you culturally sedentary peasant. That’s the message Brett…
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Reformed Patrol Driver Seeks A Wholesome Life In a Jimny
Ex-Patrol owner Daryl’s life changed forever when he made a decision that would save his mortal soul. He exorcised his demons and let the word…
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WA Government to build racetrack in RPH Emergency to help speed up admissions
As part of the Government’s commitment to upgrading the crumbling infrastructure in WA’s oldest hospitals a racetrack has been proposed to help speed up emergency…
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