Let’s talk Western Australian tap water. Some people say it tastes like Aquaman’s precumies after a regrettable night with a garden of sea anemones. We’ve…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Local weeb wants you bogans to know he was going to Japan before it was popular
A Western Australian weeb or “anime-enthusiast” as he prefers to be called has launched an extraordinary attack on his fellow countrymen. Witnesses observed the fedora-clad…
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BREAKING: Woolworths and Coles Admit to the Lot!
In a move no one saw coming, Woolworths and Coles have released an extraordinary joint statement today copping the lot. From price gouging customers during…
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A Day In the Life Of A West Coast Supporter
8:00 am – wake up and enjoy the brief flutter of time before I remember the never-ending nightmare. Groan as I battle another rage-hangover after…
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Bloke swaps goose that lays golden eggs for a regular hen as egg prices soar
A Perth bloke who had the good fortune of coming across a goose that lays golden eggs has reevaluated his business model amid the soaring…
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Freo fan lowkey disappointed with Derby result as it takes steam out of the sack JLo campaign
A staunch Flagmantle supporter has expressed a bittersweet mix of emotions today after the Dockers pummelled the Eagles in the 60th Western Derby. On the…
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