Sources close to the Chinese government have told The Times that Xi Jinping has had an absolute gutful of Perth Mint taking the piss. While…
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Kim Jong-Un Slips One Past The Perth Mint With Cunning Disguise, Launders Billions
The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…
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Perth Mint In Hot Water Over Selling $5 Worth Of Gold To Bloke Who “Knows” Bikies For Plated Chain
Perth Mint can’t catch a break after it was revealed that the WA-owned gold joint sold $5 worth of gold to a bloke who claimed…
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8 Iconic Ways To Spend The WA Public Holiday
Sneak a few tonnes of “anti-inflammatories” past customs – when the cat’s away the anti-inflammatory importers shall play. There’s a huge gap in the market after…
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St Georges Terrace Tosser Beside Himself After 2nd Major Coke Bust In As Many Months
A cashed-up corporate toolbag has shed a tear after hearing the news 2.4 tonnes of the good stuff had been intercepted by police and will…
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Cartel Claims “Coke” Seized By WA Police Is Just 2.4 Tonnes Of Anti Inflammatories
“Coke” seized under a joint operation between WA and American police will need to undergo rigorous testing after members of the Mexican cartel allege they…
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