A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement
The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…
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Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them
Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…
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Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…
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Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf
The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…
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Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…
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