News broke today that Nestle will be discontinuing the nostalgic classic Fantales. It was met with outpouring of grief from alleged fans of the lolly…
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Alan Joyce Donates Arctic Gear Qantas Separated From Customers To All The Struggling CEOs Ahead Of CEO Sleepout
In one of Joycey’s last acts as CEO of Qantas airline, the CEO has made a heartwarming gesture to all the CEOs that will be…
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BREAKING: WA Man Suffers Severe Allergic Reaction After Walking Into Pub Showing NRL Origin
The Liquor Licensing Authority has rushed to inform WA pubs that they are now legally required to give punters “adequate notice” of any showing of…
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5 Hot Tips For Preparing To Win Tonight’s $100M Powerball Draw
Get superstitious What’s the difference between you and the majority of lotto entrants? Those losers didn’t spend an hour and a half lining up in…
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Eagles put on critically endangered list to prevent further massacres
The Australian Government has sensationally leaped into action to protect Western Australian eagles after witnessing a wholesale massacre of the big birds last night in…
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Study Finds Perth Residents “Baffled” By Existence of a Suburb at Least Twice per Day
A study has recently concluded that the average Perth resident is genuinely perplexed by the existence suburb they’ve never heard of before roughly twice per…
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