A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…
View More Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
BHP has announced it’s the end of the line for the nation’s boot stompers and chair draggers after deciding to automate these two leading on…
View More Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging
Some of Australia’s biggest copper miners are looking to the industrious population of Mandurah who have demonstrated they are highly capable of extracting copper. In…
View More Copper miners offering FIFO swings to Mandurah residents due to proven efficiency at extracting resource
Woolworths has spent billions of dollars inventing new cameras that are straight out of a sci-fi thrilling featuring everyone’s favourite stunt-lovin’, couch jumpin’ lunatic Tom…
View More Woolworths debuts new “minority report” cameras to catch you scanning items as onions before you’ve done it
Andrew “The Twigmeister” Forrest has taken the news that China has banned BHP iron ore pretty well by all reports. A source close to the…
View More Twiggy slides into China’s DMs after BHP iron ore ban
Alcoa has assured its shareholders that the process of closing and scrapping the Kwinana refinery will not be an economic burden to the company. Typically,…
View More Alcoa to save millions on closing & scrapping Kwinana refinery by just leaving it unguarded over night