Kmart has broken down in tears this week after admitting the name it’d worked so hard to build good will around was now just a…
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Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned
Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a…
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Anko proudly unveils new hospital equipment range for savvy health systems
Everyone’s favourite purveyor of cheap shit has decided to branch out into medical equipment after already conquering the individual consumer market. Not content with just…
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BHP denies claims it isn’t trying to reduce emissions, points to new solar-powered desk fan in mine site office
Documents leaked to Four Corners and the Guardian apparently reveal the mining giant is pretty much doing sweet fark all to reduce emissions despite promising…
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BHP switches to EV trains so next catastrophic derailment is environmentally friendly
BHP has announced it is trialling two fully EV locomotives so that when they derail the next runaway train the resulting mayhem will be a…
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Coles begins asking customers if they’d like to round up & donate to their misleading conduct fine
In news that will surprise no one, Coles has been found guilty of misleading consumers over it’s Down Down campaign by the Federal Court. The…
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