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Office toilet wondering what it did wrong in a past life

Belle December 10, 2024

A communal bathroom facility has pondered the tough questions this morning after yet another session of inhumanity. Not one to consider itself spiritual, the bathroom…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

“There’s nothing to do in Perth”, says woman who considers taking photos of a piss-stained Melbourne laneway “something to do”

Belle December 2, 2024

A Perth-born & bred woman turned her back on the city 5 years ago and went to live a cultured life in Melbourne. During her…

View More “There’s nothing to do in Perth”, says woman who considers taking photos of a piss-stained Melbourne laneway “something to do”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Fitness Plans Derailed As Man Unable to Resist Vinegary Hot Chips After a Few Laps in Gym Pool

Belle November 24, 2024 WA Culture

After packing on a few kegs from his generous beer intake, Kyle decided to reunite himself with the lonely world of lap swimming.  It was…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local cat-Caesar refuses to build a catio says birds can earn their freedom in the neighbourhood Colosseum 

Belle November 21, 2024

A local cat-Caesar has resisted the turning tide of public sentiment regarding the responsibility of cat owners to protect native wildlife. To that end “Commodore”…

View More Local cat-Caesar refuses to build a catio says birds can earn their freedom in the neighbourhood Colosseum 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Sharehouse decides to continue cycle of stress-gardening the weekend before inspection rather than regular, light upkeep 

Belle November 17, 2024

3 members of an Inglewood sharehouse have all agreed that their current strategy of destroying a weekend every coupla months in a yard cleaning frenzy…

View More Sharehouse decides to continue cycle of stress-gardening the weekend before inspection rather than regular, light upkeep 
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WA man in BCF shirt stuns onlookers with a dazzling display of competence at the boat ramp

Belle November 16, 2024

“Shock and awe” is the general consensus circulating at a popular Perth boat ramp this morning after a man in a BCF shirt and a…

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