Casually sauntering out to his car, Ben cracks his knuckles and exclaims to the world that he’s about to get away with the perfect crime.…
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Raygun shuts down Caucasian wedding after hearing a bloke whipped out the sprinkler
Raygun’s management has allegedly sent a very strongly worded letter to a local wedding after being “blindsided” by a drunken guest pulling out one of…
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Perth man pretty thankful they didn’t have those choppers with night vision hovering over Pinkys when he was a teen
An ageing Perth millennial has watched the sensationalist coverage of some rowdy teens in Rotto with a bittersweet mix of emotion. Mostly, however, the man…
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Office toilet wondering what it did wrong in a past life
A communal bathroom facility has pondered the tough questions this morning after yet another session of inhumanity. Not one to consider itself spiritual, the bathroom…
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“There’s nothing to do in Perth”, says woman who considers taking photos of a piss-stained Melbourne laneway “something to do”
A Perth-born & bred woman turned her back on the city 5 years ago and went to live a cultured life in Melbourne. During her…
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Fitness Plans Derailed As Man Unable to Resist Vinegary Hot Chips After a Few Laps in Gym Pool
After packing on a few kegs from his generous beer intake, Kyle decided to reunite himself with the lonely world of lap swimming. It was…
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