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Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo

Belle April 20, 2024

Kaylee was born & bred in the Goldfields and spent much of her formative years smashing pingaz and hanging out in grotesque outdoor settings into…

View More Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time

Belle April 20, 2024

Samara has expressed concern she is losing her partner to the perils of hipsterdom after seeing his evolution from fun lovin’ guy to greasy bearded…

View More Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 

Belle April 19, 2024

WA Health has had a novel idea to help imprint a message of living clean to the next generation of Westralians.  Instead of ghastly pictures…

View More All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local sicko doesn’t want Shepard avocado season to end

Belle April 18, 2024

The nation’s sickest puppies have entered a state of seasonal depression as Shepard avocado season comes to an end. Typically, well-adjusted human beings favour the…

View More Local sicko doesn’t want Shepard avocado season to end
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth couple decide to mix it up and celebrate anniversary at C Restaurant 

Belle April 17, 2024

In a crazy act of spontaneity, a Perth couple has breached new ground and done what no other couple have done before and booked a…

View More Perth couple decide to mix it up and celebrate anniversary at C Restaurant 
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Relationship with FIFO bloke can’t proceed until he’s been cleared from every “are we dating the same person?” FB group

Belle April 17, 2024

Everyone knows the foundation to any healthy relationship is distrust, paranoia, and public shaming. So you can only imagine how quickly Krystal consulted her local…

View More Relationship with FIFO bloke can’t proceed until he’s been cleared from every “are we dating the same person?” FB group

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