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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather 

Belle February 28, 2025

A Perth man has been dealing with an existential crisis today as he prepares for the last day of summer tomorrow. He is overwhelmed with…

View More Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: mate who has recently made Guinness his entire personality is getting harder to be around

Belle February 16, 2025

A friendship group has found itself at the crossroads with one of their oldest & dearest mates. Their dilemma is Dan has become a born-again…

View More REPORT: mate who has recently made Guinness his entire personality is getting harder to be around
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local woman fancies herself a qualified psychiatrist after a few years in the Perth dating scene

Belle February 13, 2025

While it takes years of study to become a psychiatrist, local Perth woman Samanfa feels she’s obtained the necessary life-course-credits to accurately diagnose every dropkick…

View More Local woman fancies herself a qualified psychiatrist after a few years in the Perth dating scene
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same

Belle February 8, 2025

It has been over two decades since Lachlan was a boy however evidently some memories fade slower than others. Being a proud PSA lad, he…

View More 20 years on private school boy still can’t look at a packet of SAOs the same
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

300 Series owner whacks a couple of WACA lights on the front of his car over fears other motorists can still see

Belle February 7, 2025

A Toyota 300 Series owner has struck a deal with the WACA to lease some of their lights over fears he wasn’t obliterating enough retinas…

View More 300 Series owner whacks a couple of WACA lights on the front of his car over fears other motorists can still see
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Mumfluencer considers disowning children for ruining her “back to school” photoshoot this morning 

Belle February 5, 2025

A mumfluencer is still trying to move on from the events this morning after her ungrateful children decided to look like a bag of smashed…

View More Mumfluencer considers disowning children for ruining her “back to school” photoshoot this morning 

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