Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…
View More Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
Kmart has made the bold decision to relocate all checkouts to outside of its stores after a report identified a few customers who said they…
View More Kmart relocates checkouts to outside stores over fears some customers feel trusted
Witnesses at the Leach Highway Bunnings have been left looking like a school of stunned mullets today after a typical clean shirt flog attended the…
View More Bunnings customer brings own trailer and actually knows how to reverse it
Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…
View More Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore
Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…
View More Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…
View More Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover