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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

River property owner regrets bringing Canning views to a Swan views fight 

Belle June 15, 2024

A multi-million dollar property owner has made an absolute fool of himself this morning after discussing the joy of “river views” with a new bunch…

View More River property owner regrets bringing Canning views to a Swan views fight 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 

Belle June 13, 2024

It turns out the NIMBYs were correct! With crime bosses all over the world have been discussing plans to expand their operations to Cottesloe, Western…

View More WA Police announce anti-gang task force for Cottesloe after opening of skate park 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

Belle June 12, 2024

Women in and around the Rockingham area have been warned to expect monsoonal floods in their undercarriages today after a local Eshay stepped out with…

View More Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Refuses Arrest Claiming he Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda

Belle June 5, 2024

Last night, the WA Police attempted to arrest a Belmont man in connection to a room out the back of his house where he was…

View More Perth Man Refuses Arrest Claiming he Doesn’t Recognise The Authority of a Skoda
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Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 

Belle June 5, 2024

When one thinks of Perth’s most frustrating pieces of arterial shit they tend to focus on the Freeway or perhaps Tonkin/Stirling. No doubt these titans…

View More Loftus St awarded prestigious “best thoroughfare to get stuck in the middle of an intersection” award 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day

Belle June 3, 2024 SOR

Rockingham man, Crayson, has woken up with a real spring in his step. The sun is shining and it’s WA Day and Crayson considers himself…

View More Terry two-canoes reckons it’s going to be a knuckles forward kind of day

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