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Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning

Belle April 14, 2024

Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…

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FB Neighbourhood Group Admin Declares State Of Emergency After Kids On BMXs Sighted Again

Belle April 9, 2024

Admin of a neighbourhood group was forced to interrupt the ongoing inquisition of whose internet was out to alert everyone that 3 kids have once…

View More FB Neighbourhood Group Admin Declares State Of Emergency After Kids On BMXs Sighted Again
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Middle Aged Man on Harley Fending the Ladies Off With a Stick After Revving in Freo

Belle April 7, 2024

Lou knows when the female population of Perth gazes upon his newly purchased hog there is a 50:50 chance they’ll think he’s either suffering a…

View More Middle Aged Man on Harley Fending the Ladies Off With a Stick After Revving in Freo
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Study confirms getting a clear run to race the train along the Freeway is the best feeling in the world

Belle April 7, 2024

Science has finally confirmed what every Perth motorist has known for some time – that the feeling of the stars aligning for you to have…

View More Study confirms getting a clear run to race the train along the Freeway is the best feeling in the world
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Reverse Parallel Parkaphobe Not Cut Out For The East Vic Park Dining Scene 

Belle April 7, 2024

Jesse is a 25-year-old coward and all-round inept driver who has consistently let the anxiety of having to perform a reverse parallel park stop her…

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Perth shocked as luxury 4WD owner decides not to park like a C U Next Tuesday

Belle April 3, 2024

In what’s being considered a “world first” an owner of a luxury Range Rover 4WD has decided to park with competency, respect, and grace this…

View More Perth shocked as luxury 4WD owner decides not to park like a C U Next Tuesday

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