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Rainfall seemingly localised to front of lawn addict’s pants after he got a little too excited by downpour

Belle May 28, 2024

A self-admitted lawn addict has urged the public not to look at his pants region after getting a little too excited about a little rain…

View More Rainfall seemingly localised to front of lawn addict’s pants after he got a little too excited by downpour
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Mandurah schoolboy sent home from school for not having a mullet

Belle May 28, 2024

It appears a young Mandurah feller has fun afoul of his school’s haircut policy when he arrived this morning with no signs of a party…

View More Mandurah schoolboy sent home from school for not having a mullet
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Marketplace Sale Falls Through After Seller Becomes Suspicious of Prompt Replies, No Low Balling

Belle May 21, 2024

A Marketplace sale has fallen through after the seller became suspicious when a buyer responded to texts promptly, didn’t lowball, and then had the audacity…

View More Marketplace Sale Falls Through After Seller Becomes Suspicious of Prompt Replies, No Low Balling
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Day 145 Of FB Group’s Heated Cat Argument Paused After Suspicious Bang Heard

Belle May 20, 2024

Members of a community FB neighbourhood group were stoked when a backfiring shitbox or key-banger provided a well-needed distraction from the group’s ongoing debate as…

View More Day 145 Of FB Group’s Heated Cat Argument Paused After Suspicious Bang Heard
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Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs

Belle May 13, 2024

One might think one had hit the air jackpot living on Marine Parade. One would be right for 99% of people by Cynthia is not…

View More Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs
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Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 

Belle May 11, 2024

Everyone is always telling Kwinana-based concreter Bretto to get some rest over the weekend but who’s laughing now? As per tradition, Bretto’s weekend starts at…

View More Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 

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