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REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia

Belle February 5, 2026

A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…

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Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

Belle February 5, 2026

Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

View More Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 
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Perth man dodges synthetic lawn ban by registering yard as a commercial pizza oven

Belle February 3, 2026

A Perth resident has reacted poorly to the news that he is not permitted to install synthetic lawn on his front yard.  He comes from…

View More Perth man dodges synthetic lawn ban by registering yard as a commercial pizza oven
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Authorities confirm beaches once again usable as children return to school

Belle February 2, 2026

Members of the Western Australian adult population have been assured that the city’s stunning beaches are once again usable as the start of the school…

View More Authorities confirm beaches once again usable as children return to school
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Fremantle responds to bridge closures by installing a slackline across the river

Belle January 31, 2026

The world’s longest slackline running from North Fremantle to South Beach will be installed tomorrow when the bridge closes.  The emergency slackline is expected to…

View More Fremantle responds to bridge closures by installing a slackline across the river
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Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

Belle January 27, 2026

Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

View More Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

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