Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…
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Perth residents take no chances with Narelle, begin preparations for cyclone party
Perth residents have reacted decisively to the clickbait fear mongering of the usual suspects. While the chances of Ex-Tropical Cyclone Narelle hitting Perth in any…
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Transperth brings back the 106 to get millennials back on public transport
It’s no secret that Perth is more than a little TransPerthphobic. Getting people to catch public transport has been the bane of Governments and city planners…
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St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA
The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…
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BREAKING: Perth man nails beach conditions after demonstrating basic ability to read wind forecast
Friends of a Perth man have accused him of witchcraft after he took a few minutes of his day to check the wind forecast and…
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Western Suburbs accuse government of ignoring battlers as diesel shortage puts Rotto trips at risk
Perth’s Western Suburbs are demanding the Government do more to protect what they call the “real battlers” in this diesel shortage shitshow. Of course, they…
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