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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

Belle July 3, 2025

The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

View More Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

Belle July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

View More Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

Belle July 2, 2025

WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

View More Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

Belle July 1, 2025

A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

View More Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

Belle June 30, 2025

It has been a year since Bailey graduated from a top Perth PSA school and now freed from the strict routine of upper tier education,…

View More Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

Belle June 30, 2025

A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

View More Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

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