Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…
View More Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them
The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…
View More Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits
Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective. Parts…
View More Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing
The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…
View More Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf
Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…
View More Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…
View More Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home