The brewery staff running a stall at Froth Town have reported that against the odds they enjoyed a full 15 seconds of uninterrupted bliss during…
View More Brewer enjoys a full 15 seconds without some bearded crop duster interrupting them at Froth Town
Flagmantle fan, Bryce, is currently trying to manifest a random notification from myGov as he believes that dealing with that can of worms would be…
View More Flagmantle fan hoping for a new myGov inbox message to think about something less stressful than tomorrow’s game
Nat Fyfe has chosen to accept a mission today to retrieve vital Bulldog’s secrets from an open training session after sleeper agent Sam Naismith was…
View More Flagmantle send Nat Fyfe in suspended by a cable to finish retrieving Bulldogs secrets
The AFL has aggressively refuted suggestions that Izak Rankine’s 4 match penalty demonstrated their lack of sincerity in stamping out slurs. Accordingly, to stop on-field…
View More AFL affirms its commitment to ending on-field slurs by proposing the first off-field soundproof slur room for players
A Maddington Staffordshire Bull Terrier has been reduced to tears this morning after dealing with the shame of seeing its owner detach himself from his…
View More Local Staffie Mortified As Owner Bites Another Owner At The Dog Park
In shocking news, the AFL has decided the slur uttered by Izak Rankine was worthy of a 4 match suspension. By extension, this also lets…
View More Snoop Dogg cleared to play at the Grand Final after AFL gives him 4 weeks